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WHY MARIO DOESNT TALK TO WALUIGI
Mario:so i was like buda-bing buda-boom and he was like me no speak superdamario italiano so i was like speakalee japani so he go chong fu kang and i was like moh-mah-mee-aah.
Waluigi:got any pot? Mario:I gotsa the star brand and some of da mushrooms,Itsa crazy business in da mushroom kingdom! Ive even a had to "stompa some heads" if you catches me drift.Waluigi: I have some enchanted life crystals here and a gold star.
Mario:a no sale. Coins and a rupees only.Waluigi:no.... NOOOO! Mario: Me is a thinkin' i hafta stompa some heads.Waluigi:your goin' down with me you bastard! Mario and Waluigi pull out their mithril longswords. Mario: TO THE DEATH!
Waluigi:DIE!!! Waluigi stabs his sword directly at Mario's head, severing his ear. Mario: Stars of the seventh house, i summon ye. Waluigi and Mario gaze at the stars shooting down upon them. Waluigi: Cast Beamra (blatant Final Fantasy cliche). Beams suddenly shoot out of Waluigi's webbed fingers and melts Mario's face. Mario:I hope a the nintendo designers fix a me face up right away! By now the shooting stars are pouring down on Waluigi and he gets on his kart for a quick get away.
Mario: Super a Mario a says YOU DIE! Mario flings a bo-omb(a real live bomb type Mario stocks his warehouse's and restaurant's with) at Waluigi, resulting in Waluigi losing all his limbs. Mario:MUAHAHAHA! Mario strides off into the setting sun......
As soon as Mario was a small dot on the horizon Wario appeared in his Pimpin' purple car with two droids, which carried him off to Wario's secret lab. As soon as the droids arrived Wario's scientists began creating him something... something new....
Waluigi felt different now,bigger,faster,stronger. His face obscured by a mask his breathing became loud... and quite annoying. He looked at himself in a mirror. Yes, he would be called Darth.. Darth Waluigi,forever hunting Mario,forever bound to the hunt.
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